Which File Extension Are You?

Take this quiz to find out which file extension most closely matches your personality. You need to answer all the questions to get an accurate result.


usual working day

Wake up.
Nokia, Colgate, Nescafe, Hochland, Orbit.
Renault, Compaq, Epson, Nokia, Nokia, Nokia.
McDonalds, Coca-Cola, Orbit.
Compaq, Epson, Nokia, Nokia, Nokia. Renault.
Nokia... Nokia.
Day is over..


How do you say "*beep* YOU" in jewish?
...Trust me.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
...A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What do get if you cross a black with a monkey?
Nothing. Monkeys are too intelligent to *beep* a black.

What do you call a beautiful girl in Poland?
...A tourist.

What happens to a Jew when he walks into a wall with a fully erect *beep*?
...He breaks his nose.

Why do black people smell so bad?
...So blind people can hate them too.

How was copper wire invented?
...Two jews fighting over a penny.

How did Grand Canyon formed?
...A jew dropped his penny into a small crack somewhere in Arizona.

Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"

7. Finish all Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8 dont use any punctuation or capitalization

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

bike burnout video

sometimes burnout can be really dangerus
this guy has luck but his bike didnt


drunk klunk game

The aim of drunk klunk game is to get the highest score as you can in the 3 minutes. Move YOUR MOUSE left to right to maintain balance. Click LEFT MOUSE BUTTON to take a shot and hit SPACEBAR to use a chaser. Your score goes up as long as you are drinking and stay on the stool. You will get a higher score the drunker you remain. When you fall off your stool, one of your "falls left" goes away and your score drops. Click the LEFT MOUSE BUTTON as fast as you can to get back on your barstool. If you make it to the end of the 3 minutes, you will get bonus points added to your final
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Rick Dangerous game

Do you remember Rick Dangerous game .

lol i played this game when i was a kid on my Commodore 64

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worlds funniest jokes

The world's funniest joke was unveiled by scientists today at the end of the largest study of humour ever undertaken.

The joke which received the highest global ratings was submitted by 31-year-old psychiatrist Gurpal Gosall, from Manchester.

etc, etc, bla bla bla, LOL

It reads as follows: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

People from the Republic of Ireland, the UK, Australia and New Zealand most enjoyed jokes involving word plays.

One example was as follows. Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that!"

Americans and Canadians, on the other hand, preferred jokes where there was a strong sense of superiority - either because a character looks stupid or is made to look stupid by someone else.

This was an example of American humour.

Texan: "Where are you from?"

Harvard graduate: "I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions."

Texan: "OK, where are you from, Jackass?"[b]

Many European countries, such as France, Denmark and Belgium, displayed a penchant for off-beat surreal humour.

Here is an example: [b]An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: "There are only nine words here. You could send another Woof for the same price." "But," the dog replied, "that would make no sense at all."

more if interested, LOL

Top joke in Scotland: I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

Top joke in England: Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!" The other says, "Go home dad you're drunk."

Top joke in USA: A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man." The man then replies: "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."

Top joke in Belgium: Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.

Oct 3 2002

By John von Radowitz, Science Correspondent, PA News

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king kong jump-game

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bowling champion video

this guy is amazing
he is awesome and with right a bowling champion

Derren Brown Zombie Stunt

Amazing piece of hypnosis where derren makes him think he's inside the Zombie game. His reaction at the end is great but you don t wanna be in his skin in this moment.