How do you say "*beep* YOU" in jewish?
...Trust me.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
...A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What do get if you cross a black with a monkey?
Nothing. Monkeys are too intelligent to *beep* a black.

What do you call a beautiful girl in Poland?
...A tourist.

What happens to a Jew when he walks into a wall with a fully erect *beep*?
...He breaks his nose.

Why do black people smell so bad?
...So blind people can hate them too.

How was copper wire invented?
...Two jews fighting over a penny.

How did Grand Canyon formed?
...A jew dropped his penny into a small crack somewhere in Arizona.

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